The Ark Still Floats!

The ship’s been taking water for the last 24 hours, and all the passengers are wearing bright orange life vests, but Noah’s Ark is still afloat in the middle of the sea, perhaps waiting to be sucked in by a whirlpool.

Rest assured, we did not pick the Winthrop upset, but otherwise, steered clear of any stupid picks that would jeopardize the buoyancy of our bracket. So, we’re still in the running. No need to flash a code red. We’re good for now, though we’re really questioning why the hell we picked Arkansas, and praying to god that Reggie Theus doesn’t brew up some Celtic magic and knock out Texas. That would torpedo any chances of safe passage.

We’ll check back in on Sunday, as we’ve got a full day of St. Patrick’s Day activities planned for tomorrow.  For the record, we’re nearly 100% Italian, but we own several green shirts and a weak Colin Farrell accent.  So, we’ll blend right in.